I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize
