try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
