Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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