thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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