mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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