I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
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Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
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Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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