they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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