You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
