so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
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