So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
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