garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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