In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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