Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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