I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I need to stop coming to work sober
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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