i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
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In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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