I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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