Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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