Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
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