She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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