it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
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