Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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