Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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