That's intense
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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