theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
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Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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