Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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