Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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