Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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