I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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