I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
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When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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