The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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