Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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