I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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