Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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