imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
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If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
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