I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Alive.
So much puke
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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