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Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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