come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
True college students do jello shots in the library
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