Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
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Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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