He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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