i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I need a burrito and a hug.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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