So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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