The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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