ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
now i know why i became what i already was.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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