Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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