She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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