where does the pee come out of this thing
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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