I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
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How's work?
Spinning.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
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My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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