Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
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