How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
It was confusing and full of hummus
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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