i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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