He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
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i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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