can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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