it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
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Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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