This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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