He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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