come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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