Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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