The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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