in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
