is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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