ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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