So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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