THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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